So I suppose I should finally get off my ass.... Or actually... Sit on my ass and finally start this blog I have been talking about (mostly in my own head because hell no one actually listens to my bullshit anyway these days) for well over a year... I have repeatedly talked myself into and than back out of doing this for so long I finally just decided screw it lets do it... What's the worst that could happen right? No one reads it? Psh Oh well... Then I'll just chalk it up and call it a Journal? I mean my conversations these days tend to bore even me. That seems to be an accomplishment since typically I am pretty easily amused.
So here is how this will work... For those of you who care to read the crap that will probably be spewed from this Blog.. I will take emails and offers on subjects. If you want or need advice ( Just remember who this is because you first few that may join in on this train wreck know I am foul mouthed and blunt as fuck) feel free to hit me up via, FB, email or text. This all of course depending on how well you know me. I will at the beginning post my email and my fb credentials so that you will know how to reach me. Only close friends will be able to contact me via text. Sorry but I have a stalker already I have no desire in adding to that already fun resume...
Many of you know I am a book whore as well, so on that note I will be posting reviews of books I am currently hording in my love trove via kindle awesomeness. This blog has been a very long time coming so be prepared for random crazy shit over the next month or so. I am sure at some point I will find an even keel but the beginning of any venture (at least for me) tends to be craziness personified. If at some point this Blog becomes more than I alone can handle I will find and take one people as crazy as I to join in on the fun. My desire for this is that it becomes somewhere that people come for a laugh as well as honesty and Intelligent entertainment. Yes it will be fraught with rude comments and a plethora of foul language but do not mistake all of that as lack of intelligence from myself or anyone else who may become a part of this journey. We will be as honest as we can while making it fun and full of laughs. I will not tolerate any drama nor bullshit hate filled or racist comments on here so if you come to be a part of this lovely place remember... This bitch belongs to me and I can and will shame you, humiliate you and educate you while kicking your ass right out the door you walked in here through.
I want to give my thanks to someone real fast before I call this post to an end... I won't put you on blast here but when we chatted after one of my most recent fb rants, you told me I should do something more be it Youtube or whatever. I have few people who sing my praises these days. Even less who I call friend. We don't talk often and usually it is short and sweet but I do consider you just that. Thank you for giving me one more reason to do something more. Love you my friend.
Oh and btw... For you grammar Nazis... Eat me bitches.
So now... On with the show!
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